casual reminder that you’re probably supposed to be doing something right now that’s not tumblr
did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
whenever I’m going through dating profiles I’m always thinking to myself
“all these mediocre white boys…”
but then I remember that I, too, am a mediocre white boy